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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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