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Tama Glacier is a glacier flowing to the sea between Tensoku Rock and Manju Rock on the coast of Queen Maud Land. Mapped from surveys and air photos by Japanese Antarctic Research Expedition (JARE), 1957–62, and named Tama-hyoga.
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