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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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