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This List of Italian PDO/DOP cheeses includes all the Italian cheeses which have protected designation of origin, status under European Union regulations. All of the formerly existing \"DO\" cheeses were registered in the EU as \"PDO/DOP\" cheeses during the course of 1996. They have the Italian abbreviation for PDO (DOP) written on the cheese.
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